Screamin’ through a canyon ten miles wide; With brooms on our lips and dust in our eyes; We came upon what looked like heavenly skies; A couple of chicks with some tall tanned thighs

Said, “Hey Ladies where do we begin?”; You can start by telling the name of you and your friend; My name is Alan this is Side Saddle Steve; Have you ever seen Mustaches quite like these?

The night was young and time was on our side; The girls were jammin’ with their legs swingin’ wide; And just as I thought we'd have to swallow some pride; We have a crew of two for a midnight ride.

Mustache Riders

Certainly was the making of one hell of a night; The fire's a blazin’ and the moon's shining bright; These Desert Bunnies were a perfect ten; Holding on so tight I thought I was gettin’ the bends

The ride was rough but the terrain was a treat; It almost felt like she was keeping a beat; Just as I thought we were heading back home; I passed out in the desert and woke up alone

The night was young and time was on our side; The girls were jammin’ with their legs swingin’ wide; And just as I thought we'd have to swallow some pride; We have a crew of two for a midnight ride.

Lyrics to “Mustache Riders” by our friends Ride the Boogie. Download it here.